Mingo is very useful in Internet Chat. You can almost always find a Navajo using the Native language, and it's no trick to answer in Mingo. Of course neither of you will know what the other is saying, but why complain? Most people don't listen anyway, even if they're speaking the same language.
Hau'. Na'u't niyawë'ö?I think I'll run into town and get some beer. Anybody want to come along?
Hi! What's up?
Káwé íse's? Wéê nae?I've got too much homework to go anywhere. I'm going to have to sign off.
Where are you? Is it far?
Uthúwe' nëkhu nêkê néwa'.I've never been to Australia. I'd love to go.
It's cold here today.
Sô nae wahtatökwas ëyék?Hiya Razorbackguest5FV4998! Where have you been?
Who wants some popcorn?
Unénö' wai nëkhu.I love to masterXXte.
It's warm here.
Wáétkë' sênö ëhsesnye't.I'd rather mistress-bait.
Watch your mouth.
Ukwényô yeeu'tawastha' ëhseu'táwák?Hey, what's that mess you're writing? Look, people! Some guy is writing in Martian!
Can you play the flute?
I've got to go.
If you log on during a busy time, it will take you an hour to get five sentences in. If you use the same five next time, chances are it won't be the same people, and if they are, they won't remember anyway.
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